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What If....
I posted this many many years ago on a now closed Geocities Sailor Moon Site and got bashed to hell and back, called many names I dare not repeat and got perma-banned for daring to share what I had been thinking. I also posted this on a yahoo forum and got kicked off, blocked and banned but now that site's gone.
Now we all KNOW Sailor Moon's a girls show, however my thoughts sorta travelled down a forbidden path. They're all destined to have a girl because we all know boys can't be Senshi right? Well what IF in a parallel world, all Senshi weren't GIRLS but BOYS?!
Think about it, if Serenity and Endymion in a parallel world had a set of identical twin baby boys and each Senshi had two sons instead of a future daughter, would each moon son get each parents crystal? What about the sons of the Senshi Guardians?! Would they inherit their father's powers or their mother's abilities?! What would their appearances look like?! Mom or dad?!
Trust me, this line of thought is what got me perma-banned from both a Sailor Moon Geocities and Yahoo group because group members were 'frightened' and 'upset' at the mere mention of an alternate universe but Chibi Usa an EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD being fucked by grown men in bondage is okay?! Lets not forget the Hotaru/Sailor Saturn/Princess Saturn porn that's out there. Oh did I neglect to mention the Chibi Chibi porn?! Chibi Chibi's not much older than a Nursery Schooler but she's right there next to Chibi Usa and Hotaru all tied up, ball gag in mouth, blindfolded getting fucked by full grown men but pose a simple question like I'm asking and you got perma banned from the site! I mean really, it's just a train of thought I've had since I first watched the horribly butchered dub on YTV back in the day, then slowly bought the uncut, uncensored versions on DVD then bought all three seasons of Sailor Moon Crystal on DVD (Season 4 hadn't been released on DVD yet and I highly doubt at $600.00 I'm gonna get season 4 or 5! Go on ebay and look up Sailor Moon Crystal Season 4&5 and look at the ludicrous prices, some people are even asking upwards of $1,000 for seasons 4&5!)
Sooo What IF the Royal Family had twin BOYS and all the inner and outer Senshi bore boys as well? How would the Silver Crystal and the Pink Moon Crystal React since they were meant for girls?! What would their outfits look like? Would the boys be more powerful then their female counter parts?! Would each season's female villain be a male instead?! Feel free to drop me a drawing of what you think an all male Senshi team would look like and to comment down below if you've seen porno drawings of Chibi Usa, Chibi Chibi and Hotaru.
Middle niece to serve 4 mnth ISS
My middle niece who's been bullied since Kindergarten by the same girl and never fought back, hit her breaking point fought back and is now currently serving a four month I.S.S.
Now mind you, everyone on the playground clearly stated NO PUNCHES WERE THROWN but the report clearly says "Cecilly bloodied Shelly's nose and blackened her eye in an unprovoked fight. A four month In School Suspension has been issued to Cecilly while two days of detention has been given to Shelly. No further investigation will happen. Fight was unprovoked and unwarranted."
Okay no, Cecilly takes martial arts and knows how to fight back without throwing a punch. Her school has Camera's because of vandalism and adults who are old enough to know better having sex on the playground equipment and drug addicts doing drugs under the equipment and leaving empty syringes where they did their drugs.
Did anyone bother consulting the camera's to see what REALLY HAPPENED?! Nope, a YDS (Yard Duty Supervisor) comes out the door, sees Cecilly just standing there and Shelly with her face in her hands and assumes Cecilly punched her in the face, drags her inside, proceeds to make up a fantastic tale about how she walked out the door just in time to see Cecilly throw a punch that bloodied Shelly's delicate nose out of spite and how 'horrified' she was to see two girls fighting on the playground.
There were DOZENS of witnesses who say the opposite happened, that Cecilly just simply stood there and took all of Shelly's verbal abuse only to turn the verbal assault back on Shelly and that the reason Shelly had her face in her hands and was on the ground wasn't because Cecilly punched her, it was because Shelly broke down sobbing because Cecilly hit a sore spot when she said 'You only bully those you don't like because your parents do the same thing to you. They prefer to lavish attention on your little sisters and ignore your need for their attention. That's why you prefer to pick on kids like me.'
My brother has to go to Cecilly's school Tuesday morning for a conference about her 'abysmal' and 'unladylike' behavior out on the playground and plan out what steps need to be taken next to prevent this from happening again.
Oooh here's an idea from his wife's grandmother who dealt with this bullshit on the playground in the 50's and 60's: Deal with the bully and their parents. Once you get to the root of the problem you'll figure out why the bully bullies other kids.'
So until next Tuesday, Cecilly serves her In School Suspension in the Library while Shelly sits in Recess Detention, tell me how's that fair to someone who never raised a hand to anyone just turned their logic upside right?
Best Beat Bobby Flay Ep
So before I lost cable due to August’s Vet Bill being more than I anticipated, I got cut off from cable by Execulink, there was an episode of Beat Bobby Flay that caught my full attention start to finish.
In this episode he was so overly confident that he was going to win the battle that he put little to no effort into his dish simply telling the two judges ‘I got this win in the bag!’ I can’t quite remember what the challengers dish was but it was something he was overly confident he could make putting his own twist on.
So the final round begins and he’s barely doing anything except running back and forth between his station and the pantry.
With less than fifteen minutes left on the clock, he FINALLY decides to start buckling down to get his dishes ready to present and by the time the clock gets to four minutes, he’s scrambling like crazy to finish his dish which looks like something I threw up while taking Ozempic twice a day before eating as per instructions.
The clock finally winds down and he presents his dish to the judges whose faces say it all ‘WTF is this? Is it edible?! Is it cooked?!’ I’m leaning back against my pillows in bed next to my husband who’s also been watching from the start and says ‘He aint gonna win. Look at the faces on the judges as they’re tasting his food! It’s like they’ve been served cheap ass dog food!’ The comments were ‘Uhm, it’s it’s uniquely flavored’ ‘The broth is cold. Is it supposed to be cold?!’ ‘Uhm I don’t want to be rude but I can’t eat this and I have to to judge it.’
Flay was NOT a happy camper! He thought he had this competition in the bag!
Then they moved on to judge the challengers dish and they were eating it like there was no tomorrow!
You could SEE the steam coming off their dish and the comments were ‘The texture is so velvety smooth! The taste is heavenly! I can taste the onions, the tomatoes’ well you get it.
He stood infront of the Judges so confident that he was going to win and the look on his face was priceless when the judges gave their decision and I think it was Anne Burrell who said ‘And the winner of Beat Bobby Flay is (insert opposing chef’s name as I can’t for the life of me remember it or find the episode)’ The look of utter shock on his face was PRICELESS! He went from ‘I’m gonna win this!’ to ‘I-I LOST?! HOW?!’ ‘Where did I go wrong?!’ He was even MORE stunned when the judges told him flat out ‘The REASON you lost is because you wasted more time fooling around than you did putting a conscious effort into your dish leaving it tasting like sewer water!’ Oh the look of sheer disgust on his face was priceless! He didn't even bother shaking his competitor's hand instead he stomped off set like a toddler who'd just heard the word NO for the first time.Best Beat Bobby Flay Ep
Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice] Uhhh, I'm a man!
Osgood: [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed]Well, nobody's perfect!Note: the bolded line is ranked #48 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.